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Good morning faithfull members of our burning community. This morning will be the same as all others, everything is as it should be, or maybe to put it better it is for you and us as it shouldn't be. Temperatures may reach a boiling point, the skin may melt from your faces and you may feel a thirst that seems unquenchable. This is just another day in what some of us like to call the anti-paradise. The thirst is unquenchable and it was written quite clearly in the contract that all of you signed at that crumbling gate some time ago before entering our lovely community of flames and ash.

Some of you have asked about our architect. To accomodate the recent masses of people we have hired several American architects to design our new buildings. They have modeled it on the suburban sprawl that is currently growing like a cancer back on earth. We have to confess that our Father has been the voice of inspiration in that country for so long. How else does one explain a reliance on fossil fuel driven vehicles and an incessant need for air conditioning wherever people gather. Every house looks the same we admit, but that is our strong point. Here we are all the same. We are suffering, we are burning, we grind our teeth in anguish. You may have noticed if you come from North America that all the buildings are made out of cheap materials. Yes, this is the case, just like all the McMansions back in your states we decided that we would purchase subpar materials from places like Home Depot, where we get a discount by the way. Luckily we don't have any hurricanes, earthquakes, or tornadoes to worry about. We just have this burning heat. Don't blame us you made the choice. Have a beautiful morning and watch out for your skin if you can. :)